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Dear Kazaa, Let me break this down for you. 1. I tell you to download something. 2. You download it. So, FUCK YOU and your "remotely queds" and "searching for more sources." -------------------------------------------------- Dear AMAs, You are quite possibly the worst 3 hours of television I have ever watched. --------------------------------------------------- Dear girl-singer in Cursive, I just wanted to let you know that your voice is so irritating, it makes me want to reach down your throat, rip out your vocal chords, and hand them to you. Thanks. ----------------------------------------------------- Dear Body, Fuck you and your sore throats and stuffy noses. ----------------------------------------------------- Dear Kelly Osbourne, Please stop pretending that you can actually sing. Also, stop denying that the only reason you have a record deal is b/c your father is Ozzy Osbourne. While we're at it, bust off of Bert. His band actually has talent. P.S. Shut up. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. That's what it sounds like you said to me. ---------------------------------------------------- Dear Ashanti, Stop trying to be the next Aaliyah. She didn't have much talent, and you have even less. ------------------------------------------------------ Dear Oxford English Dictionary, I strongly believe that the word fuck should be in you. Fuck is quite possibly the greatest, most versatile word in the english language. Thank you. ------------------------------------------------------ Listening to: Brandston - As you Wish Recently downloaded: Chamberlain - Racing Cincinnatti [*city streets and hearts make the same sound* act like you know.] Thinking of: what to wear -*-*-*- 14 Jan 01 that it is part of the destiny of the human race in its gradual improvement to leave off eating animals.." -HD Thoreau 
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